I HATE bugs! Hate 'em. Screw this "all God's creatures" crap. Bugs are gross, annoying, little pieces of yuck. Last night (this morning actually) I was reminded of my hatred. There I was...sleeping comfortably, all tucked in, maddi curled up fast asleep, her head on my pillow, when I suddenly woke up to a burning feeling on my arm. My whole left arm (the only body part not under the covers) was on fire. Then the itch started. And I itched, scratched, wondering what the hell is going on. That's when I felt it. I had been bitten by one (possible several) mosquitoes. I had five or six bumps up and down my arm, all close together, all on fire. Then...a buzz.
I had one on my FACE! I got bitten on the cheek of all places. So now here I was 5am, paranoid about the bugs all around me. Every hair on my body felt like a bug. I literally hid under the covers, too scared to have any exposed skin. I felt like I was being attacked. It was horrible. I fell back asleep at 6, and the alarm went off a half an hour later.
Now, I'm tired, bitten and defeated by the bugs.
When I die...cremate me cause I can't stand the fact that I'll be in the ground with those BUGS!
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Awww Lou I am sorry. Bugs are probably one of the most disgusting things ever, not to mention annoying! Being woken up by an alarm clock is crappy enough let alone by nasty bugs who feel the need to gnaw on your arm at 5 am! You should walk across the street to the store and get some afterbite! That will make it feel better, well your arm won't feel so much like on fire! I hope the day gets better! I am at home doing homework so not as bad as bugs but its close!
Yea, putting Afterbite on your face isn't a wonderful thought but it may work. This was one of the funniest posts I've read in ages!!!! It reminds me of a trip we had to the cottage last summer in June....high bug season. The stupid little creatures were buzzing around me all night. I felt I was underseige and by 8:30am I had the car packed and I was ready to leave. I haven't stayed overnight there since. Luckily bug season is pretty much over her in NB. No more mosquitoes or blackflies for us.
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